Tuesday, October 10, 2006

I think an asian man will rather be eaten alive than to admit to a woman that he's upset.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Wow, that's some downright nasty snot you got there lady. It's a sign of heatiness. I think you better go to the chinese medicinal hall to get some swallows nest and rock sugar and boil them together for a few hours and consume them to dowse your internal fire.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

This kind of washroom layout will really work in our country where our womenfolk just need to go to the tinklebox together. Now they can watch out for each other even when they're doing their pee pee.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

It's official. You don't get beer belly from beer. Scientists have claimed that they discovered that men with a some sort of gene in them have a tendency to get a flabby stomach.

Goes to show that scientists know f*ck all. Everybody knows men get beer belly from drinking beer AND eating tidbits! Y'know, those little salted fried ikan bilis mixed with fried ground nuts piled on with lots of salt.....

These are my heroes. They are the ones who currently defy western imperialism in this part of the world. Long live the Asians! Never bow down to the will of others!

Monday, May 29, 2006

Wish I'm back at Xitang Ancient Water Village, I was kicking back there last year and enjoyed it immensely. F*ck Tom Cruise & MI:3, hope he didn't ruin the place.