Wow, that's some downright nasty snot you got there lady. It's a sign of heatiness. I think you better go to the chinese medicinal hall to get some swallows nest and rock sugar and boil them together for a few hours and consume them to dowse your internal fire.

This kind of washroom layout will really work in our country where our womenfolk just need to go to the tinklebox together. Now they can watch out for each other even when they're doing their pee pee.